Sally Solomon

1.  Because the mission cannot fail.
2.  Because there are 20 more sales to hit and only so many hours in a day.
3.  Because if you stop or make eye contact, the hobos will keep asking for change.
4.  Because stragglers must be left to die.
5.  Because otherwise Harry might get there first, and he'll eat all the cheesy crackers.
6.  Because you don't have enough cash on you, and otherwise it will only end in tears.
7.   Because quitting is for losers.
8.  Because there's nothing better to do in this town.
9.  Because if you keep flipping through the channels, eventually you might strike gold.
10.  Because you need at least 10 things to finish the list.